Today I woke up to the sight of a girl’s bare backside in the bed across the aisle. She wasn’t there when I went to sleep, but she was definitely there in the morning. Welcome to Puerto Vallarta! OK, so, first of all, yes, it was a nice ass. Second, I have no idea why she wasn’t wearing pants. In a mixed dorm setting, it’s just common sense. But more importantly, it was really cold in that room. The temp was hovering around 62F, and all we were given was a top sheet. I adjusted the AC to 72F but with no blanket, I still crawled back into my shirt and cargo pants around 1AM to keep warm. I would have crawled into a Tauntaun if one was handy. She’s obviously tougher than me. Probably drunker. And definitely nuder.